Saturday, June 1, 2013

HATCHET


Victor Crowley Rules
I love slasher movies. Its probably my favourite sub genre of horror.  And the golden era of slasher films was obviously the 80s.  Hatchet could of been made in the 80s.  Its got everything you need in a slasher movie.  Heaps of boobs heaps of blood and a bunch of dumb characters waiting to get killed.  Some of the kills are amazing.  I was blown away with the special effects. The Victor Crowley character looks like a demented freak should, and the fact that hes played by Kane Hodder gives the movie some more bonus points. The story isnt original in the slightest. The acting is fairly good, with a few familiar faces and a cameo from Robert England and Tony Todd.  This just adds to the appeal.  Theres nothing negative really to say, but this is a perfect movie for this site.  Good unclean fun.  Drink irresponsibly and enjoy!!! 

Drink of Choice

BURY THE HATCHET

Rules
1.  Every kill
2.  Everytime you see boobs
3. whenever anyone says victor crowley
4. whenever anyone swears
5.whenever you see victor crowley

 Sharkman says: I will cover them in a different pearl necklace for madi gras

Rating:4/6

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