Hey Muther Fuckers, Lets Eat
Low budget film making can be a hit or miss affair. This low budget 80s horror movie is a fucking hit. A meteor crashes to earth and unleashes "the deadly spawn". An unrelenting eating machine. It eats and grows, eats and grows. Kinda like Kirsty Alley, only an alien. Im pretty sure this would look better in a bikini. Im willing to put a tenner on it. Anyway after killing a couple of campers, it decides to move into someones basement and keep eating. I was really impressed with this movie. I fucking love it in fact. The acting isnt the best, but beats most low budget movies that are made today. You wouldnt have seen many of the "actors" in a movie before. But who gives a shit. They work well together, and the main 3 characters have a great chemistry together. Now for the main star of the movie, Mr Deadly Spawn. The monster effects are awesome. You see plenty of it, and you cant wait to see it again. The gore effects are cool as shit. Theres some awesome humour along the way. Some of it may be unintentional and some intended. The scene where the uncle psychiatrist interviews the little kid made me laugh out loud. The scene where the spawn attack the party of grannies is fucking awesome too. I cant really say anything bad about it. I really liked it.
Andrew
As the wife of a man who loves "stink turd" classics, i am very use to being bored not gored! But this film was pleasantly entertaining and suspenseful at times. It seemed to incorporate all the necessary elements you need to make a B.grade 80's horror become a classic staple in your horror collection.The hero of this film was not a Lycra wearing super human but a the youngest, misunderstood member of the family. Tugging at my heart strings. This young lad lives and breathes horror, so when faced in the dark basement with the deadly spawn,this kids knows fight not flight! The scene i love the most comes right at the end. A twist i just cannot come to let out. You have to watch it to for yourself! But what i will say is it includes a miniature model house and plenty of plasticine.
Una
Drink of choice
Don Juan Escobar Mezcal
be careful two fucking worms!!!
Rules
1. see the deadly spawn
2. anytime you see blood
3. whenever anyone goes into the basement
4. when the kid mentions horror or has anything associated with horror
5. any science talk or experiment
Sharkman says " that alien is a pussy it doesnt even have arms"
Rating 4/6
Andrew
As the wife of a man who loves "stink turd" classics, i am very use to being bored not gored! But this film was pleasantly entertaining and suspenseful at times. It seemed to incorporate all the necessary elements you need to make a B.grade 80's horror become a classic staple in your horror collection.The hero of this film was not a Lycra wearing super human but a the youngest, misunderstood member of the family. Tugging at my heart strings. This young lad lives and breathes horror, so when faced in the dark basement with the deadly spawn,this kids knows fight not flight! The scene i love the most comes right at the end. A twist i just cannot come to let out. You have to watch it to for yourself! But what i will say is it includes a miniature model house and plenty of plasticine.
Una
Drink of choice
be careful two fucking worms!!!
Rules
1. see the deadly spawn
2. anytime you see blood
3. whenever anyone goes into the basement
4. when the kid mentions horror or has anything associated with horror
5. any science talk or experiment
Rating 4/6
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