HAMMERHEAD

Half man, half shark, full stink turd

Jeffrey Combs plays a mad scientist bent on revenge and curing cancer.  The answer to all his problems.  Fusing the dna from a man and a shark.  To create Sharkman. With a lot of these giant monster movies, there is a fuckload of boring dialogue, at least this time its not a military experiment.  But that doesnt mean theres not long periods of no sharkman and too much talking.  Another major problem i have is the Sharkman.  It can walk on land being half man.  But we never get to see it properly.  Theres a lot of quick cuts, the most we get is a torso shot.  Seriously use more of the fucking budget to build a decent Sharkman, instead of using it for the 500 explosions during the movie.I wanted to know, i was dying to know, if the sharkman wore pants.  William Forsythe, who i think rules, is great in this.  But he doesnt have much to work with.  Some of the other actors, suck some serious balls. Combs is good as per usual, as a horror fan you cant knock him. The chick from bold and the beautiful or some shit soapie is also in the movie.  She has had a lot of plastic surgery. Unfortunately you cant add acting skills through plastic surgery. Theres a couple of ok gore effects though they are few and far between, we mostly get a lot of the old throw fake blood in water and make a lot of splashes trick. Theres not really any reason you should watch this film.  And if you dont believe me.  I hope you suffer.

Drink of choice
Elephant beer. 7.2 %.  Your gonna need at least 8 of these little babies to make this movie even remotely interesting.  And make sure you have those 8 before the movie has even started.

House of the dead drinking game rules
1. Everytime you see the sharkman
2. Whenever something explodes
3. Anytime William Forsythe shoots a gun
4. Whenever someone dies
5. Everytime Jeffrey Combs acts batshit insane

1/6

 Sharkman says "fuck this movie is a fucking piece of shit"